#also idk if she was asleep or just super docile but she let me take a BUNCH of pictures RIGHT next to her and didn't even flinch...

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I FOUND MY NEW BEST FRIEND AT WORK TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I think she's this bitch

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some (crack) hcs 😬

a little bit of explanation: on my instagram @cityofscreechingfangirls I had my followers like submit weird tsc ships and someone submitted Church x Chairman Meow so these are about that and I got carried away with them lol and idk I’m just posting them bc I like getting validation 👍

(it’s annoying that I’m copying and pasting from my notes and it doesn’t keep it as bullet points it makes them asterisks alasksssdkdd sorry for my rambling)

Church x Chairman Meow

* Ok see I’m kinda fine with this one lol ok

* Oof there’s gonna be qoaad spoilers here

* Oooohhhhh I’m gonna see if I can break yalls hearts with this one 😈

* So Magnus (and Alec) sometimes visits Tessa and Jem and Kit in Devon and obviously that’s where Church is

* Church isn’t gonna leave Jem

* Or baby Carstairs

* (Church is super obsessed with baby Carstairs and loves her even more than Jem fight me)

* And once he brought Chairman Meow bc obviously

* Church and the Chairman are together the whole time

* Kit notices first he’s like wtf Church is never this nice except to Jem and Charlie

* (Charlotte Carstairs aka Charlie Carstairs aka baby Carstairs I hope her name is Charlotte sksksksksk)

* And he’s heard that cats never get along together so this is double weird

* But he just kinda goes along with it and ignores them and plays with Charlie

* The cats curl up together and fall asleep

* When Magnus has to leave he tries to take Chairman Meow back but Church hisses and scratches him

* Which isn’t uncommon behavior for Church

* But Magnus manages to pick up the Chairman

* And he starts freaking out too

* Which the Chairman usually never does he’s just chill and likes to sleep like he’s dead wbk

* And they put two and two together lol idk

* Magnus manages to Portal back to New York after they promise that Chairman Meow can come back whenever he wants and they’ll have lots of “play”dates

* Sometimes Church disappears for a long time

* Like even longer than usual

* Especially now he doesn’t usually disappear anymore bc he’s obsessed with Charlotte and needs to protect her 🥰

* Then they hear from Magnus that somehow this fucking demon cat has crossed the fucking ocean and is at Magnus’s place

* Anyway Church and the Chairman live like this for a while

* They hang out together when Magnus visits the Carstairs fam

* He brings him every time now

* Sometimes Church is impatient and makes a little trip across the fucking Atlantic

* Most of the time they just cuddle together and take cat naps

* And they’ll scare people off together

* They also protect baby Carstairs together

* Even when she’s older

* After a while Magnus notices that Chairman Meow is more vicious and moody than normal

* He’s usually cute and calm and gets scared easily but now he isn’t and if you piss him off or don’t give him attention he’s a little demon

* Magnus tries to see how long the cats can go without seeing each other

* Bc the Chairman is being annoying and taking after Church lmao

* The next time he visits Jessa he doesn’t bring the Chairman

* Church sees that Magnus is here but not his cat

* They try to keep him from leaving but nothing can stop him from going to see the Chairman

* He claws and bites and he’s a monster lol idk

* So they give up

* The Carstairs fam moves back to America

* Especially after Charlie’s unending pleading bc she wants Church to be happy with his cat boyfriend

* And Kit always takes Charlie’s side in everything

* And Jem also has a hard time denying his daughter anything

* So Tessa just gives in and they move

* Idk where twp fits in here and like Kitty reuniting etc idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

* Church and Chairman Meow live pretty close to each other now

* They are constantly together sleeping at Magnus’s apartment or the Institute or at Jessa’s place

* Or they’re just out on the street terrorizing the New York populace

* So they’re happy

* But as always

* Immortal-mortal love has to end

* Chairman Meow gets old

* He can’t go out with Church as much anymore

* A lot of times Church is at Magnus’s place with the Chairman

* No one’s ever seen Church so docile

* He never bites anymore unless you try to take the Chairman away from him

* Or even just if you try to touch Chairman Meow

* They’re always cuddling now

* Just a pile of cat in the corner

* Damn I’m even gonna make myself cry oof

* One day Chairman Meow leaves and doesn’t come back

* As cats do when they are at the end of their life

* (At least I’ve heard that don’t @ me if I’m wrong skskskskskssksk)

* Church stays in their corner at Magnus’s place for a few days

* Hissing at everyone who comes close to him even to feed him

* But eventually he gets up and leaves

* Wandering through New York

* He doesn’t want to go home bc the Chairman is gone

* Charlotte finds him one day sleeping in the park and tries to take him home

* They haven’t seen Church in so long

* She especially misses him

* He was such a big part of her early childhood and she hasn’t seen him at all lately

* Charlotte brings him home and tries to comfort him

* Bc she remembers how close he was with the Chairman

* She tries to feed him a little bit

* He lets her bc he still remembers her and Jem and he still loves them

* But nothing will ever compare to how he felt about the Chairman

* So he wanders around New York most days

* Half heartedly terrorizing citizens like he and Chairman Meow used to do

* Sometimes he wanders up to Magnus’s apartment

* Magnus just lets him have his little corner

* He gives Church all of Chairman Meow’s toys and clothes etc

* It takes a long time for him to become the Church he used to be before he met the Chairman

* And then Jem dies and Charlotte and other Jessa kids and it happens all over again ok I’m done